On Flip Flops

I love flip flops. Whoever created this shoe deserves some kind of medal or an award for being a freaking genius. Really, it is the perfect shoe. Your feet get air, but they have some coverage. You can paint your toe nails and feel really feminine and beautiful or you can leave your toes be. Everyone wears them so foot funk is barely discernible.
We live in a fallen world, so flops are not perfect. There is the roughness that crusts on your heels, also sometimes I wish they had an ankle strap. However, the ankle strap looks stupid. Others have tried it and failed. Oh, the rain. When you wear flops in the rain it wreaks havoc on the backs of your legs and your backside. So, be careful.